25 Funny-Relatable Cruise Memes and Cruise Jokes Revolving Cruise Travel
Embark on a laughter-filled voyage with our collection of cruise memes and jokes.
Whether you’re in for outright hilarity, honest truths, or a dose of delightful corniness, our selection captures the diverse humor of the cruise experience. From buffet fun to navigating cruise ship dilemmas, join us in celebrating the lighter side of cruise travel with these funny and relatable cruise memes and jokes.
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1. Formal Flip Flop Night
Me deciding which shoes to pack for a cruise:
“But what if there’s a formal flip-flop night?”
2. Why did the banana go on a cruise?
Why did the banana go on a cruise?
Because it wanted to slip into vacation mode.
3. Cruise Math is Hard
Choosing a drink package: Because adulting is hard, and so is math.
4. Trying all the Cruise Desserts
I’m going to eat healthy on this cruise.
Also me… let me try all the desserts.
5. The Wardrobe Doesn’t Go as Planned
My cruise wardrobe plan vs. What I actually end up wearing.
Read more: Women’s Cruise Wear Guide
6. Why did the cruise ship break up with the ocean?
Why did the cruise ship break up with the ocean?
It needed space.
7. Fairy Godmother On Formal Night
When your fairy godmother shows up for formal night.
8. Cruise o’Clock Meme
The only countdown that matters: Cruise o’clock!
9. Cruise Sea Days and Lounge Chairs
Finding a lounge chair on a cruise sea day:
Mission Impossible!
10. What did the ocean say to the cruise ship?
What did the ocean say to the cruise ship?
Nothing, it just waved.
11. More Time Eating Than Exploring
When you’ve spent more time eating than exploring the ports.
12. Cruise Elevators
The real test of patience on a cruise: elevators.
Cruise Tip: Always take the stairs.
13. 3 Rules of Cruising
Rule 1: Don’t ask someone their real age; we’re all forever 29 on the Lido Deck.
Rule 2: No calorie counting. Calories don’t count at sea, right?
Rule 3: If someone drops their ice cream cone, we all pretend it never happened. Sea mishaps are classified under ‘Ship Happens.’
14. Packing for a Cruise Like a Tetris Champion
Me when it’s time to pack for a cruise:
Pretending I’m a Tetris champion with my suitcase.
It must all fit!
Read more: Cruise Items to Pack for a Cruise
15. Take Advantage Of The Drink Package
Taking advantage of that drink package.
“Another one, please!”
16. Watching the Cruise Countdown
When the cruise countdown is still in the triple digits… then hits the double digits and finally the single digits!
17. Money Can Buy Happiness
Money can buy happiness.
It’s called a cruise.
18. Studying Cruise Deck Maps
Studying the cruise deck maps like it’s a treasure map.
Buffet, I’m coming for you!
19. Cocktail to Order Next
On a Cruise: The only decision I want to make is which cocktail to order next.
20. Reading Turns Into Dancing By The Pool
Me on a cruise: I’m going to read a book by the pool
Also, me, when the DJ plays my favorite song: Get’s up to dance, “Oh, that’s my song!”
21. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite kind of music?
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite kind of music?
Rock and roll!
22. Waking Up Early For A Day At Port
Waking for a day at work: Hitting snooze like it’s my job.
Waking up for a day at port.
23. Expert at the Cruise Spa
Cruise Spa Level: Expert.
Because relaxation is a sport, and I’m going for the gold.
24. What to Get Me For My Birthday
In case you’re wondering what to get me for my birthday…
I’m a size 7-night Caribbean Cruise.
25. Daydreaming About 5 to 9
Guess which one I’m daydreaming about?
9 to 5 (work) or 5 to 9 (on vacation)
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Kathy Ava
Meet Kathy Ava, a food, travel, and cruise writer based in Los Angeles/Pasadena, and the owner and main writer of Tasty Itinerary. With over 20 years of experience planning trips and logistics at her full-time job and for herself, she's become a pro at crafting unforgettable tasty itineraries. She's always on the hunt for delicious, fun travel destinations and cruise itineraries. She firmly believes that life is short and we must make the most of it, so always say yes to dessert.